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| If I sat down and played cards with my grandparents and took notes I could fill up 10 pages of this thread. Some would be completely inappropriate. One I can remember is *pick a word* my foot. When we play uno and I change a color it's always, "Blue my foot!" | 
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04-15-2008, 07:56 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: your rearview mirror
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| When one of us would shoot our mouths off......dad would say....."you can't put sh.. (crap) back into a horse" Meaning once the words came out..there was no taking em back. | |
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04-15-2008, 08:08 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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| Wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one gets filled up first
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Don't be the little bull that runs down the hill and ****s one, be the big bull that walks down the hill and ****s them all | |
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04-15-2008, 09:11 AM
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| | Old School Orange
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Tennessee
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Originally Posted by dan4vols  Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's rainin | WHAT? sounds like to me someone was standing to close to the urinal | |
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04-15-2008, 12:28 PM
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| | Funding Son at UT
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Shelby Co., TN
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| "Every man needs a trade." My maternal grandmother. | |
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04-15-2008, 12:31 PM
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| | Merge Master J
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the frontage road
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| "That boy's got alot a quit in him"
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Diplomacy:the art of saying "Nice doggie, nice doggie" until you can find a big stick!
Well are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" - The Outlaw Josie Whales | |
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04-15-2008, 12:31 PM
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| | Merge Master J
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the frontage road
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| "If you don't want to work, don't hire out."
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Diplomacy:the art of saying "Nice doggie, nice doggie" until you can find a big stick!
Well are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" - The Outlaw Josie Whales | |
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04-15-2008, 12:31 PM
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| | Merge Master J
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the frontage road
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| "We're burning daylight."
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Diplomacy:the art of saying "Nice doggie, nice doggie" until you can find a big stick!
Well are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" - The Outlaw Josie Whales | |
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04-15-2008, 01:04 PM
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| | son piratas, no soldados
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: texas
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| Love is blind but lust has eyes like an eagle.
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for the times ... they are a changin'- Bob Dylan | |
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04-15-2008, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO
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Originally Posted by dan4vols Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's rainin | I've heard the variation of this that was "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's rainin". Seems like it was from a movie. I think Layer Cake. | |
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04-15-2008, 01:24 PM
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| | Mergelicious
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: DFW
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Originally Posted by Chad003 My granddad use to say these all the time.
"By you books, send you to school & you don't learn a thing."
|  obviously.
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04-15-2008, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by dan4vols Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's rainin | 
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04-15-2008, 03:31 PM
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I just opened a new bottle of Glenlivet and was reading the box which mentions the they draw their water from Josie well.
Do you think there is a connection? | |
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04-15-2008, 04:30 PM
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| | NASCAR Forum Mod
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| It's time to fish or cut bait.
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