Old Sayings

[OrangeEmpire]

A russian doesn't take a dump without a plan.

[WAY-J]

Lord willin an the creek dont rise.

[rbroyles]

When everything is coming your way, you may be in the wrong lane.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

A conclusion is the place where you stop thinking.

[rbroyles]

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

[Chad003]

Originally Posted by orange4ever

It tastes so good it will make your tongue slap your brains out.
(Grandad about Granny's banana pudding)

My granddad would always say "It tastes so good it will make you wanna slap your mama."

I always cracked up at that.

[onevolfan]

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog".

[onevolfan]

Every night before I went to sleep when I was little my mom would tell me, "good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite".

[ole_boi]

if if was a fif(5th), we'd all be drunk

you thought wrong, thought like lit, thought you had to p***, but really had to s***

[Volholla]

"Luck is when hard work meets oppertunity"

[rbroyles]

An enemy takes up more room in your head than a friend takes up in your heart.


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[rbroyles]

If you search for a perfect friend without faults, you will remain friendless.

Forgetting and laughing are healthier than remembering and being sad.

Laughter is the cheapest facelift.

[rbroyles]

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

[MillsfieldVOL]

Darn tootin.

[Gorilla33]

*Something* is the best thing since sliced bread.

Nothing will work unless you do.

I'd drink her bath water.

[onevolfan]

"Don't throw the baby out with the bath water"