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09-25-2007, 08:52 AM
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| | Coach Martin Supporter!
|  Sunday Afternoon Sex
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed. "An ambulance just drove by."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Andersons have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike....."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving."
"Jason is on his skate board...."
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex."
Startled, his Mom and Dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex?"
Jimmy is outside on the balcony eating a popsicle too. | 
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09-25-2007, 08:54 AM
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| | The ONE and Only
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09-25-2007, 09:02 AM
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| | How uwe doo-in?!?
| Good one. | |
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09-25-2007, 10:06 AM
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| | Go Vols!!
| my kids are too old to fall for that now, was good. | |
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09-25-2007, 10:11 AM
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| | I'm Your Huckleberry
| Top notch RT. | |
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09-25-2007, 10:15 AM
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| | another crappy hire.
| That was outstanding. | |
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09-25-2007, 10:21 AM
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| | Heaven Bound
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Davenport, Iowa
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| Awesome. | 
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09-25-2007, 10:51 AM
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| | Senior Member
| No wonder my dad would get onto me for biting into my popsicles! | |
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09-25-2007, 10:55 AM
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| | I'm Your Huckleberry
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Originally Posted by crimedawg12  No wonder my dad would get onto me for biting into my popsicles! | Lexy is not touching that one with a ten foot pole!  | |
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09-25-2007, 12:10 PM
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| That one is just too dang clever...gotta love it though!! | |
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09-25-2007, 12:15 PM
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| | The ONE and Only
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| this somehow reminds me of the commercial on tv where the kid is showing his mom and dad his art dog, and its like the neighbors dog and stuff then he says "And I call this one mommy and daddy wrestling
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09-25-2007, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by volchick21 this somehow reminds me of the commercial on tv where the kid is showing his mom and dad his art dog, and its like the neighbors dog and stuff then he says "And I call this one mommy and daddy wrestling | haha I was thinking the same thing lol | |
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08-08-2009, 05:48 PM
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| It is an urban myth that "bedtime is for children". 
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