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06-24-2007, 06:39 AM
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| | Lovely Jennifer Tilly
Join Date: May 2005  Location: Knoxville Tennessee
Posts: 1,890
| Generation Gap
Generation Gap I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court, when I noticed
an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and
blue.
The old man kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." | 
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06-24-2007, 12:37 PM
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| | 3/15/07-6/2/08
Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: East Tennessee
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06-24-2007, 07:26 PM
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| | Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Sunshine State
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06-25-2007, 10:35 AM
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| | Go Vols
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: FL
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06-25-2007, 03:32 PM
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| | Vol in Dawg country
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Jackson, GA
Posts: 2,475
| oldy but a goody
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06-25-2007, 04:24 PM
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| | Shut Up and Lift
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Huntsville, Al
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06-25-2007, 05:02 PM
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| | I'm nutz, that's why
Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Oviedo, FL
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Originally Posted by Bennett4UT  oldy but a goody | Yep. Still gets a grin though. | |
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06-25-2007, 05:15 PM
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| | Merge Master J
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the frontage road
Posts: 18,071
| Peacocks!!!! 
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Diplomacy:the art of saying "Nice doggie, nice doggie" until you can find a big stick!
Well are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" - The Outlaw Josie Whales | |
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06-25-2007, 05:16 PM
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| | Merge Master J
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the frontage road
Posts: 18,071
| Actually, should have been sex with a peafowl to produce any offspring but still funny!
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Diplomacy:the art of saying "Nice doggie, nice doggie" until you can find a big stick!
Well are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?" - The Outlaw Josie Whales | |
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06-26-2007, 01:35 PM
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| | But seriously folks...
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 6,495
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