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Old 01-09-2007, 06:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"I loved your last movie."

"Can I have your number in case hell does freeze over?"

"Can I buy you a drink or would you rather I just give you the money?"
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Old 01-09-2007, 06:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The word for today is Legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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Old 01-09-2007, 06:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The word for today is Legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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Old 01-09-2007, 07:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-09-2007, 07:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock
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Guy: "I just love your small hands."

Gal: "He he, really?"

Guy: "Yeah, it makes my d**k look bigger when you're holding it."
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Old 01-10-2007, 04:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Guy: "I just love your small hands."

Gal: "He he, really?"

Guy: "Yeah, it makes my d**k look bigger when you're holding it."
that's great
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Old 01-10-2007, 04:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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roses are red
violets are blue
lets go eat some spaghetti and f--k
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how would you like your eggs for breakfast, boiled, scrambled, over easy, or fertilized
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how would you like your eggs for breakfast, boiled, scrambled, over easy, or fertilized
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what a you say we go back to my place and do some math; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and muuultiplyyyy
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Old 01-10-2007, 05:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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do you raise chickens?

no.....why

because you sure are raising my cock
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did it hurt

what?

when you fell from heaven
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Old 01-10-2007, 05:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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are you tired?

no why?

because you have been running through my mind all day
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