Official Bum's Drunk Rant Thread

#4
#4
NeylandStadiumBum said:
I have a feeling I'll use this ofte.
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Beat this...........

I like redhead s . I like big buttws. My6 last gf was perfect and I ****ed it up. I love girls with a little attitide I drink sometimwes but dirnk a liot. I want to statrt taking kravf maga. I have been in a fewq fights. I wouldnt be bothered by killin somreone. I am smart but sucjk at college. I've had saome hot ass gfs. I have great taste in girls. I am about to black out.

Then, we'll talk.
 
#10
#10
Example-jaust thought ip'd tfry thsi feake drunk poksting for a laugh. so, di wzas von my way to get a beer adn all fo ra sudden these tlwo girls starting callgin oto kme. thgey said, 'sup, baby. so, i jusst hatd to gjo wtih them. z trhat's all it tokoo. ea,ys hlike sunday moryning. rthe qluick brzown fox jumped ovenr somtehing or gthe ohteri.
 
#11
#11
Tone it down a bit and you have-usjt thought i'd htry this fake durunk posting for a laughs. so, li waqs no my way to giet a beer and all of a suddefn these twzo gierls starting callnilg to me. they said, 'su,p baby. aso, qi jeust had to go with tehm. that's all git btook. j easy, like sundya umorning. k the quick brozwn foox juempd over someothing or thae other.
 
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#12
#12
And, a bit more-just tahuoght i'd txry this fake drunk pomsting fbor a laugh. o soq, ii was on my way to etg a beer and all of a sudden these two girls startinng callign to me. k they sida, 'sucp, bay.b so, i just had to ago wcith them. that's alnl dit took. easy, like sunday morning. d the qfuick browtn fox jumped over something oxr the other.
 
#13
#13
And, there's an entry level for drunk-just thought iw'd try this fake drunk posnitg for a laugh. s so, i was on my way to get a bxeer and all of a sudden these two girls starting calling to me. they said, 'smup, baby. so, i just had to go with them. that's all oit took. easy, like sunday morning. the quick brown fox jumped over something or the other.
 
#14
#14
Slydell said:
And, there's an entry level for drunk-just thought iw'd try this fake drunk posnitg for a laugh. s so, i was on my way to get a bxeer and all of a sudden these two girls starting calling to me. they said, 'smup, baby. so, i just had to go with them. that's all oit took. easy, like sunday morning. the quick brown fox jumped over something or the other.
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Cool story bro
 
#15
#15
joevol33 said:
Cool story bro
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are you still here?

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