Yo Momma

[DD4ME]

Yo Momma is so dumb she thought double d's was a sammich.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo momma was so slow DD4ME beat her back to the end zone.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo Momma was so loose she made Tex look like a saint.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo momma was so bad at jokes she made this thread seem funny

 

[DD4ME]

Yo mamma had teeth so orange they called her pantone 151.

 

[DD4ME]

Your mama was so dumb she picked Derek Dooley initials for a username thinking he'd make it as a coach

 

[DD4ME]

Your momma was so fat I couldn't upload her image to photobucket

 

[DD4ME]

Your mom's is such a nerd nerd was bored.

 

[DD4ME]

Your momma was such a fat korean swede she ate her own meatballs.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yo momma only gots 1 toof and it's got a cavity.

 

[GreveHaller]

Yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo momma so fat that when she waddled in front of the television I missed 3 commercials.

 

[Coastypop]

You Momma so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to follow her

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo momma so fat to get her out of the house they have to grease both sides of the doors and hold a twinkie in front her face on the other side.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Groce

 

[Behr]

Your Momma is so poor, when I saw her kicking a beer can down the street I asked her what she was doing. She said "Movin''

 

[GreveHaller]

yo mommas so fat when she farts hurricanes alter course

 

[DD4ME]

Your Momma is so poor, when I saw her kicking a beer can down the street I asked her what she was doing. She said "Movin''

Lol

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator.

 

[salutethehill]

Yo momma so fat to put on a belt she has to use a boomerang.

 

[DD4ME]

Yo momma so slutty when I asked her if she wanted some Pedro ' s she said nah bring the donkey

 

[DD4ME]

Yo mamma is so dumb when I told her I was a vol fan she asked if they could see.

 

[Coastypop]

You momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yo momma only has one hair and it has dandruff.

 

[Behr]

Yo momma!

and my momma are both mommas.