What a shame the target audience will have to "find" this here. I understand the moving of this type of thread, but the good people of the Zone shouldnt be forced to have Pub propaganda forced on them. With that said, allow me to begin:
We should all put our best foot forward and try to move beyond this annual debate regarding the Pub vs. The End Zone. ItÂ’s not healthy.
Allow me to provide some clarity and hopefully resolve this issue once and for all time. The End Zone historically places itself in the Hierarchy of Internet Message Board Elitism. For you mouth breathing, sycophant pub dwelling mongrels, that translates to “We’re better than you”.
Now I can explain further but my inclination is to end this trivial debate rather than re-ignite it. You see serfs, your productivity on VN is, has, and will always be viewed as “Second Class”.
“But WHY TX07?” you might ask. Allow me to shed some light on that. In the utmost condescending, Imperialistic, tone I can possibly portray via typing on keyboard, (that’s the magic alphabet buttons before you Pub dwellers) I can say this with pure unadulterated confidence. The End Zone is better than you.
IÂ’ll allow a moment for that to sink in.
Now that youÂ’ve wasted the rest of our oxygen by mouth breathing your way to reality, let me explain.
In a World long ago, prior to you class of 2010 rejectÂ’s existence, there was an order. Refer back to your notes from High School during your time studying Natural Selection. Who am I kidding; most of you completed your GED at the trailer park using Google and Aunt SallyÂ’s home spun whit. Thoughts and prayers go out to all the crayons you inevitably chewed during those grueling 6 months.
I digress.
We used to show others respect in the Zone. There was a way to conduct you in a peaceful, yet playful manner. That all changed. Gone are the days of extending olive branches to the peasants. The line in the sand was drawn and with that comes consequences. You dare to set your own standards in an attempt to shun the good people that were the very life blood of the establishment? I laugh at the notion that any member of the doldrum crawling Pub society could possibly have the sand to withstand the type of onslaught that has shattered countless e-feelings. I couldnÂ’t possibly fathom the number of keyboards that were dismissed due to damage from tear ducts that would make the rain during Hurricane Katrina look like an oscillating sprinkler head.
The life blood of this glorious and ambitious enterprise resides in the sacrificeÂ’s made by great men. Men of virtue. Valor. Dignity. Self loathing fine fellows who lulzed and morning picÂ’d there way in to Internet fame.
We hold these truths to be self evident, that not all posters are created equal. You have no honor Pub members. You have no Code. All you have managed to do lately is weaken a forum. Sleep well my children.
Should you need me, you can find me punching puppies, kicking kittens, and crushing the life out of your ilk one by one, until my pallet of destruction is full, and my thirst for you un-ambitious blood is quenched.
Now, does this adequately provide you with an example for your condescending inquisition?
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