A foul woman with unkept hair, horrendous body odor and obviously multi day worn clothing arrived at a Wal Mart with her 2 kids. They both were badly dressed and had runny noses driven along to the entrance by their mothers constant barking. As they entered the store an elderly gentleman store greeter observed...''Afternoon ma'am, are the children twins?'' She replied rudely...''Hell no you blind old fool can't you see they don't look alike?!!'' The door greeter backed up as he answered...''Well yes ma'am, but from your appearance I just can't believe you were laid more than once!''