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Old 08-12-2012, 10:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
Boom. +14. Moby Dick.

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The Great Tennessee Valley Rubber Duck Race!

Yeah, I'm winning this year. And I'm gonna take Nerd, Nerd's new girlfriend, and his sister out on a date with my windfall!

Wish me luck, Endstoners!
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe you'll fall in and drown
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
Boom. +14. Moby Dick.

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You apparently don't understand rubber duck races as well as you understand women, imo....
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You apparently don't understand rubber duck races as well as you understand women, imo....
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I've actually never been.. Are they fun to go to?
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I've actually never been.. Are they fun to go to?
As long as your duck doesn't put you in the Duck Zone....
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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As long as your duck doesn't put you in the Duck Zone....
Booooom!!! Nice one
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Wish me luck, Endstoners!
Wtf?
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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He was prolly high on those schedule I drugs.
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Old 08-13-2012, 05:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2012, 07:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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You will never win. They dump like 10,000 rubber duckies in.
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Old 08-13-2012, 07:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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You will never win. They dump like 10,000 rubber duckies in.
Doesn't the money go to a charity or some bs?
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Old 08-14-2012, 10:07 AM   #13 (permalink)
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When still lived in Knoxville, the city council banned the duck race, saying it was a lottery. Now they have the dang lottery. Buncha idjits.
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The last year they had it before the ban, a guy I worked with won a 17 ft bass boat and didn't even know it. His Grandma bought a duck for him and won.
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Old 08-14-2012, 11:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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They sell quite a few of these ducks. The company I work for sold over 10,000 of these things themselves last year. Probably the same this year, as we have sold over 4,000 in just a few days. Some nice prizes and a lot donated to charity.
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