Okay true story:
When I was younger, I was at my uncle's funeral in Atlanta, at our hotel. These little 8 year old girls just swarmed me asking for my autograph. I was like WTF?!?!?
So apparently they thought I was some dude from the Disney channel. Anyway, I was like "girls I don't really know who you think I am, but I am not that person." And then their mom/chaperone got belligerent with me. She was like "oh they KNOW who you are so just SIGN their damn autographs!!!"
It was interesting. So I signed their autograph books. I hope they take it on Pawn Stars one day and try to have it authenticated, and the dude's just like.... "This doesn't even spell the dude's name.... are you some kind of crazy person?"