I've been swiping

[Spartacavolus]

stuff all week.
-I swiped my wife's snickers she had in the fridge. I gave her a full day. I don't think she knows yet. That's on her.
-I swiped a couple bucks from my son's piggy bank to put under his pillow for the tooth fairy. Didn't have a dime on me. Thought my 9 yr old had caught me, but he was like a zombie and didn't remember
-I swiped my dog's Tramadol for my elbow before I played golf. Made me smooth, but I spent too much time in the ruff
-I just swiped a leftover Menchies from the freezer. Felt bad as I ducked out of the way to try and throw it away before somebody sees me.

I know you zoners are swiping

[Thrasher865]

So you're a thief.

Hope nerd gives you the death penalty.

[tang]

i swiped tex's girl with my pee pee stick.

[trevols81]

You will have nobody to blame but yourself when your wife turns into Roseanne Barr.

[Nerd-Vol]

Originally Posted by Thrasher865

So you're a thief.

Hope nerd gives you the death penalty.

This!!!

[Spartacavolus]

I also got to go food the other day for the fam, devoured a cheeseburger, and ate a salad at home, acting like I didn't have the cheeseburger.

******* crazy

[Spartacavolus]

I have also tried to put work clothes back on and act like I didn't play golf. Don't lie about it. Just act like I didn't, so it doesn't come up.

[tang]

*drunk

[Spartacavolus]

kindof pissed nobody has anything to get off their chest

[tang]

clepto

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Originally Posted by tang

i swiped tex's girl with my pee pee stick.

Wtf!!

[Spartacavolus]

tex I know you swipe some udder cream or something from your girlfriend for your legs and feet. I bet you use those toe separator things

[Spartacavolus]

Originally Posted by Thrasher865

So you're a thief.

Hope nerd gives you the death penalty.

You had 8 noodles and there were kids all over the place sans noodle

[Spartacavolus]

Originally Posted by Nerd-Vol

This!!!

everybody knows you've been swiping your whole life Nerd. Don't need a list from you

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Not even , brah!