Ladies of VN (2nd verse)
Bewbs aka 14 aka 'Kota wants to get all over that ice cream beat like sprinkles.
Only 45 years or older need apply.
Applicants subject to screening process including but not limited to background checks, 401k and EKG analysis, and pre-menapause diagnosis.
Apply within and abide by rule #1.
That oughtta save you some time young $.