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06-28-2012, 08:59 PM
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| garter snakes
What is the best thing to do if you open your back door and there is a big ole garter snake staring at you and hissing his tongue like he wants to bite you? This happened to me today. I'll tell you what I did later. | 
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06-28-2012, 09:02 PM
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| kill it and use it as a garter belt imo | 
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06-28-2012, 09:10 PM
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| | MeatFlap flaPperFat'
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| Do not kill it, simply take a broom and shun it away. They will not harm you bruh!
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06-28-2012, 09:16 PM
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| | Chillaxing, brahs!!!!!!
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| fire up the grill and cook medium rare to eat head to tail.
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06-28-2012, 09:18 PM
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| Go to city hall and purchase a marriage license. | |
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06-28-2012, 09:26 PM
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| Knowing you billy, you probably tried to fawk it. | |
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06-28-2012, 09:33 PM
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| **** you Billy. | |
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06-28-2012, 09:40 PM
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| Put it in the bank to gaurd your millions. | |
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06-28-2012, 10:14 PM
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| Fap it & sniff its sea men. | |
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06-28-2012, 10:16 PM
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| | Laaayed Back!!!
| Billy prolly screamed like a girl then sheet his pants. | |
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06-28-2012, 10:24 PM
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| | MeatFlap flaPperFat'
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| COTTON-MOUTH!!!!!!!! ...Run!!!!!!!
Lullz/
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06-28-2012, 10:28 PM
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| Put it in the sink and pee on it. | |
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06-28-2012, 10:31 PM
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| | MeatFlap flaPperFat'
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| Quote:
Originally Posted by joeydupree  Put it in the sink and pee on it. | Who? ..lil Nick Saban??
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06-28-2012, 10:57 PM
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| I got an axe and I chopped it in half and then I chopped it's head off. I hate snakes, even the nice ones. | |
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06-28-2012, 11:00 PM
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| We have a blue racer that frequents our deck. Apparently he likes the smell of steaks and burgers. | |
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