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Old 06-28-2012, 11:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I got an axe and I chopped it in half and then I chopped it's head off. I hate snakes, even the nice ones.

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Old 06-28-2012, 11:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2012, 11:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I got an axe and I chopped it in half and then I chopped it's head off. I hate snakes, even the nice ones.
Bro you killed a snake?
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Old 06-28-2012, 11:40 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2012, 11:44 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:16 AM   #21 (permalink)
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My bad, I misread the OP as you finally coming out of the closet. Guess the whole backdoor/snake thing wasn't a metaphor.

Simple solution, close the backdoor and exit through the front.
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:17 AM   #22 (permalink)
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snakes are good eating except for all of the damned bones.
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Old 06-29-2012, 01:34 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Would somebody start a poll to determine if garter snakes wait outside ones front door waiting for them to come out and confront them and commence to hiss and stink their tongues out.

Edit: back door. hmmmmmmmm
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Old 06-29-2012, 04:01 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Would somebody start a poll to determine if garter snakes wait outside ones front door waiting for them to come out and confront them and commence to hiss and stink their tongues out.

Edit: back door. hmmmmmmmm
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Old 06-29-2012, 05:31 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm jealous of Billy's bravery.
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Old 06-29-2012, 06:04 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:00 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Surprised bills thread didn't include a poll.
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:24 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Do not kill it, simply take a broom and shun it away. They will not harm you bruh!
kill it and fry it up
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:29 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I ate a ******n rattlesnake one time. We was drunk as **** too, man. Rolled up on him with our four-wheeler. I said roll over that sum***** and see what happens. He was all wiggling and ****. Mother****er tried to bite me and I said, ‘**** no, snake!’ Then I beat him in the head with my machete, man. I was like, ‘I’m about to eat you with some mayonaise, you dumb ass snake!’
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Old 06-29-2012, 07:34 AM   #30 (permalink)
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I ate a ******n rattlesnake one time. We was drunk as **** too, man. Rolled up on him with our four-wheeler. I said roll over that sum***** and see what happens. He was all wiggling and ****. Mother****er tried to bite me and I said, ‘**** no, snake!’ Then I beat him in the head with my machete, man. I was like, ‘I’m about to eat you with some mayonaise, you dumb ass snake!’
lol, wtf. Mayo brah?!
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