Grizz' joke of the day thread

[Coach Grizz]

It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honor,” testified the man charged with indecent exposure “Explain that statement,” the judge demanded.
“Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar, and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman – so I showed her.”

[possumslayer]

Originally Posted by Coach Grizz

It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honor,” testified the man charged with indecent exposure “Explain that statement,” the judge demanded.
“Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar, and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman – so I showed her.”

answer me this, how can a mofo as cool as you post a twenty year old lame azz joke?




















LUlz! Love ya grizz
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[OtterFH]

I laughed.

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

5* thread.

[DD4ME]

I love this thread and haven't read the 1st joke yet

[Coach Grizz]

Just tring to brighten everybody's day lol, sometimes an old joke is always good to hear lol

[OtterFH]

Originally Posted by Coach Grizz

Just tring to brighten everybody's day lol, sometimes an old joke is always good to hear lol

I concur.

[DD4ME]

I laughed.

[Coach Grizz]

Two hillbillies were out fishing one afternoon. The First said to the second, ”Supposing’
I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was
Off hunting’, and she got pregnant and had a baby. Would that make us kin?”
The second replied, “I don’t know about that, but it sure make us even.”

[DD4ME]

Burnnnnnnn

[possumslayer]

What's the difference between a kweer and a refrigerator ?














Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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[StoVol]

There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

[DD4ME]

Originally Posted by StoVol

There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

Lulz

[StoVol]

Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?" After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment." Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis." Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, lets go forit." A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city(pizzaHut). In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a breadstick and then returned to his pants. His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile,"That was incredible! Can you do that again?" Jack replied, "Well, I would but I'm not sure If my A$$ could handle another breadstick!

[DD4ME]

Oldies but goodies in here. Thumbs up on the thread grizz