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05-17-2012, 11:20 PM
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#1 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2009  Location: Southaven, MS
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| I'm sick tonight
Someone throw me a frackin midget.
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[QUOTE=PoochPunt3rdDown;6642559]"My son, you can have all the petrol I turn to petrol from pineapple juice, which makes Souce's semen taste less like antelope juice." | 
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05-17-2012, 11:34 PM
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| | ★★★★★
Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Ohio via Knoxville
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05-17-2012, 11:44 PM
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| | No Words
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Nutopia
Posts: 42,705
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| I'm sorry, Berry. What might do you some good is a nice warm bowl of my size 13 boot up your ass! | |
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05-18-2012, 04:25 AM
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| | Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Southaven, MS
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| Sly that would be great. As I am up right now bc I just got done puking actually.
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[QUOTE=PoochPunt3rdDown;6642559]"My son, you can have all the petrol I turn to petrol from pineapple juice, which makes Souce's semen taste less like antelope juice." | |
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05-18-2012, 04:46 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Posts: 17,968
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| Me too. Just called my boss and told him im sick. My coworker stephanie just texted me asking for boss number. Shes sick too lol. Said she lost her "lil pink thing". Made me laff. The "lil pink thing" is this card with all the supervisors and leads numbers. I cant sleep. | |
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05-18-2012, 04:48 AM
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| | Hanging with Smokey
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: covington, ga
Posts: 52,738
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| Get well sick people.
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Good judgment is obtained from experience…. experience is obtained from bad judgment. | 
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05-18-2012, 04:58 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Posts: 17,968
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| Thank you jhen. I will see if i can go back to sleep. | |
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05-18-2012, 05:16 AM
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| | Mmmm beeeeer
| Queue offers to wear heart out in 3, 2, 1... | |
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05-18-2012, 05:36 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Skinem Tennessee !
Posts: 10,254
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| 1 Pint of vodka mix with pink grapefruit juice and a gram of coke.
Guaranteed to cure.
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05-18-2012, 06:12 AM
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| | Zoo Keeper
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NC
Posts: 29,143
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| Your welcome for getting you sick. 24hours you'll feel better. | |
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05-18-2012, 07:44 AM
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#11 (permalink)
| | The Nihilist
Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Memphis
Posts: 27,132
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| only pussaries get sick. I haven't been sick since I was 3 years old. It was the flu and I toughed it out with no meds. That's how I roll. | |
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05-18-2012, 07:48 AM
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#12 (permalink)
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Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Ka noxville
Posts: 19,041
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| Illnesses fear me | |
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05-18-2012, 07:49 AM
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#13 (permalink)
| | The Nihilist
Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Memphis
Posts: 27,132
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| i've been called ill but it isn't because i'm sick! | |
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05-18-2012, 07:51 AM
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#14 (permalink)
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Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Ka noxville
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| I can't believe everyone is too sick to work today, and I got overly crunk last night. | |
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05-18-2012, 08:04 AM
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#15 (permalink)
| | The Nihilist
Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Memphis
Posts: 27,132
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| no doubt DJ.
I had a crunk party with booze, hookers, and some blow. Stayed up until 4am and I'm still at work today. WTF? | |
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