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04-29-2012, 10:45 AM
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| | Grit & Grind
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| The 7 Habits of Highly Defective Zoners - Habit #1
Consider this a self-help effort for those current and future Zoners. The first 3 Habits will focus on the transition from lurker to independent Zone poster. Habit #1: Be Reactive
Synopsis: Take the initiative in posting by realizing that your posts, specifically those that are reactive and emotional, are the primary determining factor in your success in the Zone. Respond to trolls and personal attacks quickly and without thought. Do not take responsibility for your posts and enjoy the subsequent consequences that follow.
Example Statements for Habit #1: - **** you
- Douchebag response
- I don't care if I get banned, [insert personal attack here]
- Please listen...
Master of Habit #1: Ravenheart
Please post your favorite examples and own guidance for Habit 1 here. Habit 2 to come sometime in the future.
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04-29-2012, 10:50 AM
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| | Do I look serious?
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| I'm 40 year's old, Iam a man. I got more intelligents in my left nut then all of you. | 
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04-29-2012, 10:51 AM
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| | 2012 Rookie of the year
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| Lol wut? | |
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04-29-2012, 10:52 AM
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| | ★★★★★
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| cool, looking forward to 2-7 | |
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04-29-2012, 11:03 AM
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| One of the habits must be post random and meaningless threads.
On edit....this is not a random or meaningless thread. 
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04-29-2012, 11:04 AM
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| | 2012 Rookie of the year
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| Wtf | |
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04-29-2012, 11:06 AM
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| and trying to get the last word in. it usually makes newbs look thin skinned | |
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04-29-2012, 11:07 AM
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| | This We'll Defend
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| Huh?
What ever happened to ravenfart? | |
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04-29-2012, 11:08 AM
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| Ban hammered.
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04-29-2012, 11:08 AM
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| he was banned shortly after the brackets | |
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04-29-2012, 11:09 AM
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#11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Slydell  One of the habits must be post random and meaningless threads.
On edit....this is not a random or meaningless thread. | Lulz. No need to edit, Sly. You have given me a thought to incorporate.
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04-29-2012, 11:15 AM
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| | Volmeister extraordinaire
| I know you are but what am I? A dude one time said I would just post a cartoon clown video when he couldn't think of a comeback to a zinger. | |
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04-29-2012, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by 95 Vol Alum Consider this a self-help effort for those current and future Zoners. The first 3 Habits will focus on the transition from lurker to independent Zone poster. Habit #1: Be Reactive
Synopsis: Take the initiative in posting by realizing that your posts, specifically those that are reactive and emotional, are the primary determining factor in your success in the Zone. Respond to trolls and personal attacks quickly and without thought. Do not take responsibility for your posts and enjoy the subsequent consequences that follow.
Example Statements for Habit #1: - **** you
- Douchebag response
- I don't care if I get banned, [insert personal attack here]
- Please listen...
Master of Habit #1: Ravenheart
Please post your favorite examples and own guidance for Habit 1 here. Habit 2 to come sometime in the future. | Thank you Dr. 95x
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04-29-2012, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by SergeantVol Thank you Dr. 95x | This guy.................
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04-29-2012, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 95 Vol Alum Ban hammered. | That's too bad. I enjoyed making fun of him/her  | |
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