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02-26-2012, 01:05 PM
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| The Endzone Prayer
Father of the Internet - We, the Zonetards, offer thanks for your grace and tolerance of our shenanigans.
We thank you for each and every member that logs in to this forum daily.
We thank you for gifs of black kids dancing, black kids laughing, black kids at burfday parties and Katy Perry.
We thank you Father for Alanis Morissette and her irony.
We ask you today to bless our fingers as we type. That our they're's, there's and their's will all be correctly typed.
We humbly ask for the meltdowns to happen regularly, but that no permanent damage will be done.
We ask that our Football Forum Brethren will continue to question the laws of physics and common sense. This provides the Zonetards with hours of entertainment.
We pray that someday The Pub will burn in a fiery crash of epic proportions. They are arrogant sunsobiches and only the worst things should happen to them.
We pray for these things in the name of Slydell, the religious leader of The Endzone.
In your infinite, glorious wisdom you created the Horsemen and endowed them with hearts to serve their fellow man. We are thankful for their service and dedication to helping the Endzone.
Zonetards
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Originally Posted by OCIVol I'm not the leader. I didn't believe it until I received information that gave me no alternative but to change my tune. No other names are being mentioned because this has been done for a while. I can confirm that Gruden, Graham, Pittman, R. Morris, and Bisaccia will be coaching at UT next year. |
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02-26-2012, 01:22 PM
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02-26-2012, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by OCIVol I'm not the leader. I didn't believe it until I received information that gave me no alternative but to change my tune. No other names are being mentioned because this has been done for a while. I can confirm that Gruden, Graham, Pittman, R. Morris, and Bisaccia will be coaching at UT next year. | | |
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02-26-2012, 01:24 PM
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02-26-2012, 01:29 PM
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| I had to go back and edit. I forgot one very important thing.
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Originally Posted by OCIVol I'm not the leader. I didn't believe it until I received information that gave me no alternative but to change my tune. No other names are being mentioned because this has been done for a while. I can confirm that Gruden, Graham, Pittman, R. Morris, and Bisaccia will be coaching at UT next year. | | |
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02-26-2012, 01:31 PM
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| Blasphemy !
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02-26-2012, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by The Ron Mexico  I had to go back and edit. I forgot one very important thing. | Excellent. No quality prayer is complete without isolation and omission. | |
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02-26-2012, 01:32 PM
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| Lettuce pray. | |
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02-26-2012, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Hobock Excellent. No quality prayer is complete without isolation and omission. | The Horsemen are the Missionaries of The Endzone.
You're welcome.
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Originally Posted by OCIVol I'm not the leader. I didn't believe it until I received information that gave me no alternative but to change my tune. No other names are being mentioned because this has been done for a while. I can confirm that Gruden, Graham, Pittman, R. Morris, and Bisaccia will be coaching at UT next year. | | |
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02-26-2012, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by The Ron Mexico The Horsemen are the Missionaries of The Endzone.
You're welcome. | I had no idea you could get it in the booty whilst in that position. | |
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02-26-2012, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Hobock I had no idea you could get it in the booty whilst in that position. | Please keep it clean. This is a family friendly thread. I'm telling Volly if you start cussing again.
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Originally Posted by OCIVol I'm not the leader. I didn't believe it until I received information that gave me no alternative but to change my tune. No other names are being mentioned because this has been done for a while. I can confirm that Gruden, Graham, Pittman, R. Morris, and Bisaccia will be coaching at UT next year. | | |
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02-26-2012, 01:45 PM
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