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02-01-2012, 02:01 PM
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#1 (permalink)
| | The Nihilist
Join Date: Nov 2008  Location: Memphis
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| Official 5* Twitter Updates Thread
My goal here is to be supplied with some 5* twitter updates. I know the Zone is a fountain of knowledge.
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02-01-2012, 02:06 PM
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#2 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
Posts: 30,068
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| There is this hilarious guy I follow and he had this to say:
The unibrow for Davis is like Samson's hair. I vote we trim it at halftime and see if he plays the same. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:07 PM
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#3 (permalink)
| | Boom. +14. Moby Dick.
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Cuonzoxville.
Posts: 29,265
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| For what exactly are you asking? | |
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02-01-2012, 02:07 PM
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#4 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
Posts: 30,068
Likes: 380
| The same dude said this while he was in Behavioral Neuroscience.
Waking up ten minutes before class is never a good idea. I'm learning about the brain processes and mine's not even working yet. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:08 PM
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#5 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
Posts: 30,068
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| This dude is hilarious. I love this tweet of his:
I wish my singing sounded as good as it does in my head. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:09 PM
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#6 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
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| This idiot also wants to ride a bull. SMH!!!
#BucketList I want to ride a freakin bull someday. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:10 PM
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#7 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
Posts: 30,068
Likes: 380
| Hahahahaa, this guy got shocked a few days ago.
I just got shocked unplugging my computer charger. That was a wild ride. My arm is still shaking. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:10 PM
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#8 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
Posts: 30,068
Likes: 380
| LOL he has good pick up lines imo
#SexualPickUpLines is that your chamber of secrets coz i wanna slytherin | |
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02-01-2012, 02:10 PM
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#9 (permalink)
| | Boom. +14. Moby Dick.
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Cuonzoxville.
Posts: 29,265
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| Newt. Those are terrible. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:11 PM
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#10 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
Posts: 30,068
Likes: 380
| Wow, this dude must be a hardass. He gives plasma just like me.
To the guy in the plasma office bragging about stealing a car and beating a cop with a bat, you are a piece of trash. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:12 PM
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#11 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
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| Haha, this is want he just tweeted!!!!!
Neil lurves the penis. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:12 PM
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#12 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
Posts: 30,068
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| Here's another. He said it has 75% success rate.
#SexualPickUpLines If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? | |
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02-01-2012, 02:15 PM
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#13 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
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| Pretty sure my follower is an alcoholic too.
You know you have problems when you want to buy a breathalyzer and have a contest with your friends. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:15 PM
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#14 (permalink)
| | Bring Back Lane
Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Johnson City, TN
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| I've been there, too, man
Pretty sure I'm just going to hide my phone from myself from now on. Drunk texts/tweets are the worst. | |
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02-01-2012, 02:15 PM
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#15 (permalink)
| | Boom. +14. Moby Dick.
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Cuonzoxville.
Posts: 29,265
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| Seriously, what is humorous about any of those? They sound like something my dentist uncle would say. | |
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