The Endzone Self-Reporting of Secondary Posting Violations...

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PoochPunt3rdDown

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In this here thread, you spell out your posting mishappenstances, kind of like confession without the religion or Hail Mary part, before the Endzone Rules Committee, which is made up of the following people I just decided to appoint right now. If I didn't choose you for the Committee, it's not because I don't like you, it's either because I think you'll be reporting to the Committee soon enough, anyways, or you're just not mean enough....

Chairman: Pooch
Vice-Chairman: Souce
Berater of the Transgressor: Tex
Officer of Legal Mumbo Jumbo and the like: Nerd
Legal Counsel for the accused: also, Nerd
Committee Members: kat, Rong, Dong, Zong, and Newt
Office of Corporal Punishment: OE
Stenographer: Hobock
Pooch's Personal Secretary and Towel Maiden: FD

This Committee will swiftly and arbitrarily decide your likely punishment, which will be carried out by either OE, or anyone OE appoints to apply justice to your lying, cheating, philandering, or what have you, self.

So, hurry up and make some stupid decisions and stupider mistakes, and report back to us with said transgressions, so we'll have something to do!

Go!
 
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1. I ventured out of The Endzone and into the Politics Forum and said some pretty strong things about politicians and some members of that board.

2. I brought that anger back in to the Endzone and took it out on virl.


Judgement: None. Since I am the Chairman of this here Committee it would be prejudicial for me to rule on my own case, so there will be no ruling or case. I'm off scott free, baby!
 
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Trangressor: Thresher

Judgement: After conferring with the aforementioned Committee, we have decided that Thresher's insolence and disregard for this here thread shall result in him having an alcoholic cat which will be indefinitely pictured in his avatar, so that he is always reminded of the swift and furious judgment of the Endzone Rules! Committee....
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Trangressor: Thresher

Judgement: After conferring with the aforementioned Committee, we have decided that Thrasher's insolence and disregard for this here thread shall result in him having an alcoholic cat which will be indefinitely pictured in his avatar, so that he is always reminded of the swift and furious judgment of the Endzone Rules! Committee....
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As thrashers Counsel, whatever I guess.
 
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Sorry, nerd. I've already retained my dog to represent me in this dog & pony show. I'll have to scoop you up next time. Are you licensed to practice in the world of fantasy?
 
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In a horsemen thread I wrongly questioned your Biblical knowledge in a indirect violation of zone ethics. The result was a yelling match between thrasher and OE which involved post being deleted and possible other mod involvement. I did say I was sorry for what it's worth.





Is that a major or secondary violation?
 
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
In this here thread, you spell out your posting mishappenstances, kind of like confession without the religion or Hail Mary part, before the Endzone Rules Committee, which is made up of the following people I just decided to appoint right now. If I didn't choose you for the Committee, it's not because I don't like you, it's either because I think you'll be reporting to the Committee soon enough, anyways, or you're just not mean enough....

Chairman: Pooch
Vice-Chairman: Souce
Berater of the Transgressor: Tex
Officer of Legal Mumbo Jumbo and the like: Nerd
Legal Counsel for the accused: also, Nerd
Committee Members: kat, Rong, Dong, Zong, and Newt
Office of Corporal Punishment: OE
Stenographer: Hobock
Pooch's Personal Secretary and Towel Maiden: FD

This Committee will swiftly and arbitrarily decide your likely punishment, which will be carried out by either OE, or anyone OE appoints to apply justice to your lying, cheating, philandering, or what have you, self.

So, hurry up and make some stupid decisions and stupider mistakes, and report back to us with said transgressions, so we'll have something to do!

Go!
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F'ing......yeeeeees!
 
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I'll not be participating further. I wasn't mentioned or appointed and religion and the bible have already been mentioned more than I am comfortable with.

No point in contacting me further regarding this decision. I've told my people to screen all post.
 
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