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08-30-2011, 08:03 AM
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Nick their sack? I did last night. Woke up @ 3 am and of looked like the godfather scene, minus the horse's head. | 
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08-30-2011, 08:43 AM
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| | The Nihilist
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08-30-2011, 08:45 AM
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08-30-2011, 08:46 AM
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| ...yeah... it's not comfortable. | 
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08-30-2011, 08:46 AM
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08-30-2011, 08:50 AM
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08-30-2011, 08:51 AM
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| | Fate Loves The Fearless
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| You nicked it in your sleep?
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08-30-2011, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by tri_vol  You nicked it in your sleep?
Posted via VolNation Mobile | I think that's what he was saying....  | |
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08-30-2011, 09:00 AM
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| Pricked by his prick?
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08-30-2011, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by tri_vol You nicked it in your sleep?
Posted via VolNation Mobile | I nicked it before bed. Didn't think it was that bad. Thought I was going to get some. Didn't work out that way. Fell asleep. Woke up later with my legs almost stuck together and looked like I had lost a pint. Wife pissed because the sheets/ covers are effed up.
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08-30-2011, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by pl3 Nick their sack? I did last night. Woke up @ 3 am and of looked like the godfather scene, minus the horse's head. | If your sack started bleeding in your sleep, you should check if you have any new life insurance policies and don't drink the glass of sweet tea she hands you. Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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08-30-2011, 09:12 AM
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| | Repeat Offender
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| You married to Lorena Bobbitt's sister?
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08-30-2011, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Hobock If your sack started bleeding in your sleep, you should check if you have any new life insurance policies and don't drink the glass of sweet tea she hands you.
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