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Old 03-31-2011, 05:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Morning Wood: Gift or Curse?

I say its a gift. A gift to all the wives and girlfriends in the world who are too tired at night or who suffer from chronic bedtime headaches
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Gift. When I'm not spending the night at her place or her at mine, it makes for an easy way to get socks in the laundry from range.
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I never have the fear of rolling off the bed
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If you have to go sit on the toilet first thing, morning wood can become a problem! lulz
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I never have the fear of rolling off the bed
Yep...serves me well as a kickstand.
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Curse...my eyes are half closed and I've destroyed 3 lamps and traumatized the cat...
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Gift. Can't turn the skin on it with a monkey wrench...
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Makes a great make-shift towel bar
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Did tex just say he squats to pee?
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Hey Tex... You sit down when you pee, you understand? I better not catch you standin' up when you peein.
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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gift or curse....all depends on the Mrs.
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