Wish is granted

[OWB]

This one is called "Your wish is granted with a twist".....

Someone makes a wish and the next poster grants it but throws a twist into it and then makes another wish.

Example:

Player 1: I wish that Tennessee was undefeated right now...

Player 2: Granted, Tennessee is undefeated but you have to wear a bama shirt for the rest of your life.

Player 2: I wish that........etc etc.

I wish that I was a millionaire.

[USAF_Vol]

granted, you are a millionaire, but you get one dollar a day for a million years.

I wish that Alabama would break away at fault lines and float off into the gulf of Mexico.

[volmanjr]

Granted but you have to move to California and become a USC cheerleader.

I wish ND would go 0-11 next yr.

[USAF_Vol]

Granted, but you have to erect a "Touchdown Jesus" in your yard.

I wish the bammer colors were pink and white.

[volmanjr]

Granted but you have to ride the Elephant in the Tuscerloser Christmas parade...nekid.

I wish I could have room service everyday.

[USAF_Vol]

Granted, but it's served by me on a pink and white elephant...nekid.

I wish that Johnny Depp would stay in France forever and become a citizen, and the US ban showing any of his movies in AMERICA. Sean Peenn too.

[volmanjr]

Granted but you have to watch a Lifetime network movie everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish gas was $1.00 a gallon.

[OWB]

Granted but your car is always on empty.

I wish that everyone could just get along.

[volmanjr]

Granted but every poster that has been banned (bammers included) from this site will get to call you on the phone once a day.

I wish GaVol would bring back the Ric Flair avatar WOOOOOOOOOOO!

[OWB]

Granted, but you develope turrets syndrome and uncontrolably yell out "WOOOOOOO" all the time.

I wish that I was dating a supermodel....

[volmanjr]

granted but her breathe always smells like old sweatsocks and cornchips

I wish I could run every redlight without getting into an accident or getting a ticket.

[LadyinOrange]

Originally posted by volmanjr@Nov 11, 2005 2:32 PM
[b]granted but her breathe always smells like old sweatsocks and cornchips

I wish I could run every redlight without getting into an accident or getting a ticket.

[snapback]188071[/snapback]

Granted, but there are roadblocks at every redlight.

I wish I was skinny. :(

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you have to buy all new clothes!

I wish we could win one game bigtime from start to finish!

[LadyinOrange]

Granted, but you have to wait till next year.


I wish it would come a BIG snow in West Tennessee this year.

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you lose electricity for three days.

I wish I lived in Knoxville.