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09-27-2009, 01:07 PM
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| | VN GURU
| My Love Letter To Auburn
Dear Auburn,
With your football contest against my alma mater now less than a week away, I feel this is an appropriate time for me to remind you of my feelings for you. I hate you. I hate your backward little cow college. I hate your players, coaches, students, administrators, fans, alumni, janitors, and cafeteria workers. I hate your multiple mascots. I hate you to the point I root for both Alabama and Al Qaeda against you. I hate the fact your supporters, with their cow feces caked work boots, will be allowed inside Neyland Stadium next week. I hate you to the point that I have rooted for Texas to defeat you. I hate you so viciously that I don't even root for you against Vanderbilt, I simply hope the ground opens up and swallows both teams and their supporters. I hate you enough to hope you go winless and scoreless every season.
I hope this clears up any ambiguity about my thoughts regarding your institution and its supporters. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Hatvol96
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Last edited by hatvol96; 09-27-2009 at 02:59 PM..
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09-27-2009, 01:11 PM
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| | Imma Star
| At least they know where you stand. 
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09-27-2009, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009  Location: Lebanon
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| Aww come on Hat......tell us what you REALLY think! | |
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09-27-2009, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Cumming, Georgia
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| just curious...why all the hate for auburn? | |
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09-27-2009, 01:15 PM
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| | On To The Next One
Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Knoxville, TN
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| Dare I ask what AU did to you? | |
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09-27-2009, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: decherd, tn
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| We have not beat AU since 99; other than that Im okay with the Eagles. | |
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09-27-2009, 01:17 PM
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| | VOLS=ELITE!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Maryville
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| Wait so let me get this straight you hate Auburn? | 
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09-27-2009, 01:18 PM
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| | VN GURU
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Originally Posted by FO.CO. VOL FAN just curious...why all the hate for auburn? | Why wouldn't I hate a bunch of semiliterate farm trash? Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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09-27-2009, 01:19 PM
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| | On the run from the Mods
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| Any Auburn trolls around ? | |
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09-27-2009, 01:20 PM
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| | Im BACK!!!
| i like it hat. your oration (i dont even know if thats a word) for hatred of a school is awesome. +250
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09-27-2009, 01:22 PM
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| | Dawn of a New Day
Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Atlanta
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Originally Posted by hatvol96 Why wouldn't I hate a bunch of semiliterate farm trash?
Posted via VolNation Mobile | Make you feel better calling them names? | |
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09-27-2009, 01:24 PM
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| | VN GURU
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Originally Posted by IBlvNTmWrk Make you feel better calling them names? | Calling them what they are does give me a modicum of joy. Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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09-27-2009, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Tha Boro, TN
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Originally Posted by hatvol96 Why wouldn't I hate a bunch of semiliterate farm trash?
Posted via VolNation Mobile | I do but they wear Crimson
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09-27-2009, 01:27 PM
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| | VN GURU
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Originally Posted by VolsByNature I do but they wear Crimson | Alabama fans are Harvard material compared to the mouthbreathers from The Plains. Posted via VolNation Mobile | |
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