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11-13-2008, 01:34 PM
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| | Irrelevant since 09/2007 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA
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| Maybe espn does hate Tenn Awful Announcing: Have You Ever Wondered What A Casting Call For An ESPN Commercial Is Like? [ TENNESSEE ]
FEMALE. Tennessee is orange crazy. The ice tray in her orange fridge, that freezes the water she dyes orange, is that orange. The party girl cowboy hat she wears is a white and orange zebra print. The tattoo on her lower back is Pantone 3 for that Tennessee orange. The only thing that's not orange is her dog, which is the20mascot Smokey. Did we mention she's crazy? A slutty girl who would hang out at the cowgirl hall of fame. |
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11-13-2008, 03:03 PM
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| | Valid Victorian Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: oozing Machismo
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| That'll piss alot of people off, but its funny |
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11-13-2008, 10:03 PM
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| | Geek @ <3 Join Date: Sep 2006
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| The last line... while probably true, is kinda funny. Personally, I don't know any female Vol fans. I had converted my ex to a Vol fan... and she whored herself out. So it could be true... |
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11-13-2008, 10:18 PM
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| | hoping for a turnaround Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Johnson City
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| if you read all of them, they are all quite mean. But funny. |
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11-13-2008, 10:20 PM
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| | hoping for a turnaround Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Johnson City
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| [ MICHIGAN STATE ]
MALE. Blue collar to the core. Michigan State is one tough kid that grew up by putting a few down. That's just Michigan State's way. Big beefy kid |
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11-13-2008, 10:23 PM
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| | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008
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| eh hem..I am a female Vols fan and not a slut or whore..so there you go |
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11-13-2008, 10:25 PM
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| | hoping for a turnaround Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Johnson City
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Originally Posted by akworthen eh hem..I am a female Vols fan and not a slut or whore..so there you go | can you play one on tv though?
if you can't, you need not apply |
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11-13-2008, 10:34 PM
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| | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008
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| possibly..why would one need to? Guess I'm being nosy and got confused. |
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11-13-2008, 10:38 PM
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| | hoping for a turnaround Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Johnson City
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Originally Posted by akworthen possibly..why would one need to? Guess I'm being nosy and got confused. | it's just a (possibly fake) casting call for some commercial. All in good fun. The UT girl is expected to be a little slutty. |
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11-13-2008, 10:39 PM
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| | Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008
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| Ok. Read it. Got it. Yes, ESPN hates TN. Maybe it's not real. I hope not..Good Lord! |
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11-14-2008, 06:58 AM
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| | VN Token Kentucky Fan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Newburgh, IN, USA
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| That's pretty funny stuff. Not as funny as Lee corso in an elevator with a woman yelling for her pig named Rocky Top, but mirthful nonetheless.
__________________ Stereotypes are the essence of ignorance. |
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11-14-2008, 02:51 PM
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| | Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Summer: Chattanooga; School year: St. Louis
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| yeah espn doesnt like us....not so much in the university sucks kinda way but in the "while we will present other team's fans as just being in love with their teams to a crazy extent, we'll make fun of your fans by making them nationally be seen as drunk, illiterate hicks or rednecks just way too in love with your team"...sigh... |
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11-14-2008, 08:25 PM
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| | baseball juggernaut Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: east tennessee
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Originally Posted by akworthen eh hem..I am a female Vols fan and not a slut or whore..so there you go | like you would say otherwise. however, i will take your word for it. |
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11-14-2008, 08:27 PM
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| | baseball juggernaut Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: east tennessee
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Originally Posted by VOLatile The last line... while probably true, is kinda funny. Personally, I don't know any female Vol fans. I had converted my ex to a Vol fan... and she whored herself out. So it could be true... | kentucky girls are way more slutty than tn girls. |
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