| Bama jokes over recent arrests
A Bama co-worker actually sent these to me:
A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says,
'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!'
The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment.
Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.
Q: What is Nick Satan's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting
violation?
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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?
A: A huddle
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Q: Four Bama players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
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Q: Why can't most of the Bama players get into a huddle on
the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known
felons.
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The Bama team has adopted a new Honor System.
Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
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The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
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Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring
Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights | 
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