Penn State Article in The Onion

[GreveHaller]

Penn State Honors Legendary 2012 Legal Team During Halftime

STATE COLLEGE, PA—Recognizing their incredible contributions to both the athletic program and the school as a whole, Penn State University reportedly honored the legendary members of its 2012 legal team during halftime of Saturday’s football game against Ohio State. “Today, we are proud to celebrate those who delivered one of the greatest and most memorable legal performances in school history,” Beaver Stadium PA announcer Dean DeVore said as the group of waving middle-aged attorneys marched out to the 50-yard line to a resounding standing ovation from over 100,000 cheering fans. “These dedicated men and women worked tirelessly in the courtroom and together formed an ironclad defense that will be remembered for generations to come. Just as importantly, throughout their time here, they remained equally committed to the ideals and core values of Penn State. They truly represent all that it means to be a Nittany Lion.” Following the halftime ceremony, Penn State officials unveiled a 15-foot bronze statue of the illustrious litigators outside of the stadium’s Gate C entrance

Penn State Honors Legendary 2012 Legal Team During Halftime | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[VolSteve]

I'm speechless.

 

[vols4evah]

I'm speechless.

ditto

 

[Madscientistvol]

Well by golly give them the Johnny Cochran award.

 

[TrueOrange]

...everyone saw that this was from The Onion, right?

 

[GreveHaller]

...everyone saw that this was from The Onion, right?

you d___. It was getting good. I could almost hear them telling their friends "hey, do you know what PSU did?...."

 

[CNCVol88]

you d___. It was getting good. I could almost hear them telling their friends "hey, do you know what PSU did?...."

Some may not know what the onion is. I say roll with it.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

The Onion never fails to trick a few people. Lol

 

[Plecoptera]

I love the Onion.