Well, you can at least laugh at UF about this

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I just got the following email:


To: University of Florida Family and Friends

Re: President Search Update
[FONT=&quot]After reviewing a pool of 15 applicants, the search committee has identified the following candidates to meet with the committee Tuesday in Gainesville:[/FONT]

  • [FONT=&quot]Dr. W. Kent ***hs, Provost, Cornell University[/FONT]
  • [FONT=&quot]Dr. David W. McLaughlin, Provost, New York University[/FONT]
  • [FONT=&quot]Dr. Sibrandes Poppema, President, University of Groningen, The Netherlands[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Candidate interviews begin at the UF Hilton Hotel and Conference Center in the Century A room at 7:30 a.m. and are open to the public.
[/FONT]

..............

[FONT=&quot]Steven M. Scott
Chairman
UF President Search Committee
UF Board of Trustees



[FONT=&quot]So two out of three shot the new prez has a name you can work with.[/FONT]
[/FONT]
 
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Decisions, decisions...

You gotta think the candidate from The Netherlands will turn a blind eye to our football players smoking weed, so that's a plus.

On the other hand, President ***hs has a nice ring to it.
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
Decisions, decisions...

You gotta think the candidate from The Netherlands will turn a blind eye to our football players smoking weed, so that's a plus.

On the other hand, President ***hs has a nice ring to it.
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Kent "say FU without" ***hs.

It works, really. Very classy touch.
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
Decisions, decisions...

You gotta think the candidate from The Netherlands will turn a blind eye to our football players smoking weed, so that's a plus.

On the other hand, President ***hs has a nice ring to it.
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that would be an awesome name for a school president.. could have so much fun with that. lol
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
Decisions, decisions...

You gotta think the candidate from The Netherlands will turn a blind eye to our football players smoking weed, so that's a plus.

On the other hand, President ***hs has a nice ring to it.
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The Dutch like orange.


Maybe he'll give our kickers some lessons.
 
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Lawrence Wright said:
Decisions, decisions...

You gotta think the candidate from The Netherlands will turn a blind eye to our football players smoking weed, so that's a plus.

On the other hand, President ***hs has a nice ring to it.
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See, the UT students were actually very prophetic. :)
 
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If Florida needs a new president, we can offer up the Booger Boy for your consideration. He is a Florida grad. That is where he learned to stick his finger up his nose
 
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Jax_Vol said:
If Florida needs a new president, we can offer up the Booger Boy for your consideration. He is a Florida grad. That is where he learned to stick his finger up his nose
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Amen on that. Wonder why he's not in consideration?
 
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