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07-11-2012, 08:21 PM
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| | ...stay frosty.
| Your BCS team as a Drug.
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07-11-2012, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009  Location: Virginia Military District
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| Hilarious.
Best line:
OHIO STATE: Weed. Wildly popular. Gets smoked by SEC football players in bowls. | 
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07-11-2012, 08:33 PM
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| | ...stay frosty.
| FLORIDA STATE: Ecstasy. Big in the 90s. Usually ended up with you in some sort of native costume. Comedown is horrible.
MINNESOTA: Fetanyl lollipops. First you get numb. Then your teeth fall out. Then you die.
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07-11-2012, 08:46 PM
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| | His Shirt Never Wrinkles
Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Nashville--Atlanta
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| TENNESSEE: Ketamine. Creates a trapped, hole-like experience for the user. Label on vial says "For use on subhuman primates only." | |
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07-11-2012, 09:04 PM
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| | smh
| OREGON STATE: Secobarbital. Reliable, and prone to periodic impaired motor function. The mellow pro's sedative.
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07-11-2012, 09:19 PM
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| | 2nd grade citizen
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Hovering around .500
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| Good stuff | |
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07-11-2012, 10:38 PM
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| | Stooooooooops!
| haha I guessed methadone for kentucky before even clicking. | |
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07-11-2012, 10:44 PM
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| | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Summer: Chattanooga; School year: St. Louis
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OLE MISS: Keyboard cleaner.
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07-11-2012, 10:46 PM
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| | Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Summer: Chattanooga; School year: St. Louis
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| INDIANA: Cyanide. Well, maybe it's not a recreational drug for you, but you're not an Indiana football fan.
TCU: Cane Toad. Because there is a horned frog in front of you, and it's walking on its hind legs and smiling.
BOISE: PCP. Because even other drugs are like, "I ain't goin' near that ****."
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07-12-2012, 02:04 AM
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| | Harding Vol
Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Searcy, Arkansas
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Originally Posted by AJeray4TN  TENNESSEE: Ketamine. Creates a trapped, hole-like experience for the user. Label on vial says "For use on subhuman primates only." | Maybe I just have a persecution complex....but I sense a little more hate in the Tennessee one than others. | |
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07-12-2012, 03:33 AM
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| | We're so Butch
Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Jamestown, TN
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| Hilarious
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07-12-2012, 04:02 AM
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| | smh
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ARIZONA STATE: Meth enema. Moving fast and ****ting itself all at the same time.
MIAMI: Cocaine, but not really because it's just baby powder you just bought for $350 from a guy named "Serge." ****.
| Hands-down the best ones. | |
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07-12-2012, 06:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Virginia Military District
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| If they did SMU, it would be a mountain of cocaine | |
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07-12-2012, 07:03 AM
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| | smh
| SMU: Cocaine cut with meth. You'll be likely to steal a Firebird from semi-literate farm boys and stuff the trunk with five dead hookers. Can put you on the fast track to the death penalty in Texas. | |
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07-12-2012, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Virginia Military District
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Originally Posted by milohimself SMU: Cocaine cut with meth. You'll be likely to steal a Firebird from semi-literate farm boys and stuff the trunk with five dead hookers. Can put you on the fast track to the death penalty in Texas. | lol. did i miss this one? | |
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