Simply had to share this...

[Yankee_Vol]

Originally Posted by GreyWolf1129

First off, this was not a rape. Either by law or definition. There was no "he" and "she". This was two drunk idiots, both male, and one of whom had the bad misfortune to pass out in a Krystal.

No, being drunk is not an excuse to sexually assault someone. Funny, I don't see this in that light. Maybe I'm behind the times. 20 years ago, this is a college prank gone bad. No lawsuit involved.

Today, thanks to (apparently) those of your ilk, this is front page news. My intent in posting it was to highlight the idiocy of today's "progressive thinkers".

Thanks for adding an exclamation point to my post.

Go Vols.

I know it's not rape genius, I was making an analogy. If you don't think it is I'd like to know what you do for a living?

[Escape Goat]

Didn't read the whole thing. So they found the loser that did this?

Originally Posted by GreyWolf1129

Perusing the SEC blog on ESPN, and happened across this priceless article:

LSU fan assaulted after BCS Championship files civil suit | NOLA.com


Just to make sure I got my facts straight...a drunk-up LSU fan passes out at a Krystal after the Tigers lose the BCS N/C...whereupon a (probably) equally drunk-up Bamahole sees the afore-mentioned LSU fan...and then decides to plop his Johnson on the LSU fans face, just for laughs, right?

Priceless.

The kicker is that the LSU fan actually found an attorney who (presumably) can keep a straight face in the courtroom while they describe to the jury exactly what transpired on the night in question.

Me??? I'd be rolling on the floor about halfway through the opening arguments.

Stupid is supposed to hurt. Or, at the very least, be embarassing. For both sides.

Go Vols.

[Escape Goat]

Originally Posted by dukes_of_maggard

what?

Sorry that was uncalled for.

[Escape Goat]

Originally Posted by volconomist

You misspelled semen.

Hahahaha. Funniest post I have read on here.

[TennTom]

Originally Posted by Escape Goat

Didn't read the whole thing. So they found the loser that did this?

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

[nicksjuzunk]

Originally Posted by TennTom

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

Epic!

[Gator H8R]

Originally Posted by TennTom

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

He got a sack full alright. In his face. BAAAMMMMMM.

[OrangeDog]

Originally Posted by TennTom

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

Thank you SO VERY MUCH.

I am going to try my darndest to work that into a conversation.

[General Jack]

Originally Posted by TennTom

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

No. Way. Did he really just say that?

[OrangeDog]

Originally Posted by TennTom

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

Originally Posted by OrangeDog

Thank you SO VERY MUCH.

I am going to try my darndest to work that into a conversation.

I tried it out on my "smokin hot wife" and she was not as impressed as I had hoped.

......... I'll try it on a dude next. I'm more optimistic this time.

[DeepSpringsVol]

Originally Posted by TennTom

Yep, lost his job and has a sexual assault case pending. I found this quote hilarious when the victim was on Finebaum.

“I just want to start off by saying that I just want to apologize to everyone for getting drunk out of my mind. … The last thing I remember is I was wanting to go to Krystal to get a sack full. I was going to split it with my girlfriend. I blacked out from there. I never even remember making it to the restaurant."

Awesome. Most clever unintentional pun ever. Lulz

[GreveHaller]

back at his home in Bama, this was considered a first date

[OrangeDog]

Originally Posted by GreveHaller

back at his home in Bama, this was considered a first date

They were cousins?

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Whole lot of stupid in our fan base. Can't believe some of the moronic comments I've read about this assault. So you don't "see it" as an assault? When the hell did your opinions dictate law?