I'm over CLK and bashing the old coaching staff, but that powerpoint is funny.
Some of his qualifications from the ppt:
"Has a degree in Leisure Service Management from Fresno State"
"Rebuilt a terrible offense (at UT) into a mediocre one."
"Returned a storied program to glory with a 7-6 season and a Chick-Fil-A Bowl berth"
"Has Monte Kiffin's cell number"
"Looks a little like Monte Kiffin"