| A drunk walks into a bar in Alaska and is hitting on all the women. A bear walks in and comes up next to the drunk. The drunk puts his arm around the bear and slurs "Hey baby, how 'bout a drink?" The bear swats him off the barstool with one blow and mauls him around a little bit and leaves. The drunk staggers to his feet and says "Buy a woman a fur coat and she thinks she owns the world." |