On a busy Saturday afternoon, three friends are paired with a busty blonde at their local course. They grumble at having to play with the woman, but the girl steps up to the first tee and launches the ball straight down the fairway. Hole after hole, shot after shot, she's splitting fairways and hitting greens, shooting even through 17. On 18 her approach leaves her 20 feet for birdie, at which point she turns to her playing partners.
"I've been taking lessons twice a week for two years, and this is the best round I've ever shot. If I could make birdie and break par, it would be a dream come true. If one of you can help me, I would be truly greatful. I'd probably be so excited that I would take you home and make love to you for the rest of the afternoon, showing you pleasure you have never imagined."
The friends look at each other for a moment before the first one dives to the ground, eyeing the ball and the hole, then walks around the green, doing the same on the other side. "It breaks right to left and you should start the putt about three balls outside the right edge."
The second guy immediately plumbobs from four different directions, tests the wind, and says, "no way, the putt actually breaks only slightly right to left. Do not give up the hole and start the putt just inside the right edge."
The last guy steps up to read the putt. He walks all around the green reading all the undulations and slopes, obviously very focused on the task at hand. After a few minutes he turns to the woman and says, "pick it up, it’s a gimme."