[tvolsfan]

Originally Posted by All Vol!

...while waiting for football season.

1) forum-hopping at VN

2) waiting for a reply from Playboy.com to my email, demanding to know when they're gonna do that "Women of Tennessee Basketball" issue

3) prank calls to lawgator1, pretending to be Tim Tebow; I've never heard anyone breathe so heavy - gets him every time!

4) working on my business idea, copycatting the NFL Fatheads product with College Football Fatasses. My introductory promo: buy 2 Charlie Weises, get a Phil Fulmer free!

5) keeping vol_freak frantically busy , claiming in daily private messages that everytime I click on "The Pub," I get redirected to an online photo storage site with pics of OWB's family reunion from last summer.