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Old 04-09-2007, 11:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
All Vol!
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My 5 Fav Ways to Kill Time...

...while waiting for football season.

1) forum-hopping at VN

2) waiting for a reply from Playboy.com to my email, demanding to know when they're gonna do that "Women of Tennessee Basketball" issue

3) prank calls to lawgator1, pretending to be Tim Tebow; I've never heard anyone breathe so heavy - gets him every time!

4) working on my business idea, copycatting the NFL Fatheads product with College Football Fatasses. My introductory promo: buy 2 Charlie Weises, get a Phil Fulmer free!

5) keeping vol_freak frantically busy, claiming in daily private messages that everytime I click on "The Pub," I get redirected to an online photo storage site with pics of OWB's family reunion from last summer.

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