Originally Posted by OrangeHound
3. 5* Big Fish from Basilio ... he's basically superman in a football uniform, stands 7 feet tall, and will win the Heisman four years in a row. Remarkably, we were able to get him to decommit from some major school after sneaking him into and out of Knoxville in the dead of night without anyone seeing him. We can't tell you who he is, and you may never know ... but all the "in" people know, and that's all you need to know.
Actually, I heard from a unimpeachable source that they didn't need to sneak him in. Not only is he as big and talented as you say, he is a Klingon...which means he had engaged his cloaking device during his visit and was able to move around undetected.
It's going to be a b&#@* to block him...