1. Arian Foster will rush for over 1,300 yards and catch 19 passes for 643 yards as well and 18 total TD's
2. Crompton will begin dating Ashley Olsen and she will appear in a pink UT jersey at the Wyoming game causing UT to lose the game and ruin our perfect season and cause UT fans to declare war on the Olsen twins and call in death and bomb threats where ever they appear
3. Nick Saban will compare the loss to UT this year to a piece of bubblegum he lost as a child and later found on the bottom of his shoe, He said, It was all smushed
4. Gerald Jones will have 1,000 yards rec and 409 rushing and 4 td passes and turn down the nfl because he likes the gravy and bisquits at the local cracker barrell and that nice lady at the cash register smiled at him once
5. We WILL beat BOTH UGA and Florida, And lose to somebody We aren't suppost to
