[Rocky Top]

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years.
Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts
loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says,
"One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

On Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the
turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets
up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards
in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes
through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes
running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is
concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the
bathroom for 3 hours.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door,
when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says,
"You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out,
but by the grace of God and these two fingers
I got them back up there again."