Guitar Shots to the Head: Kiffin is Ready to Teach

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Apathy is a program killer.  You’ve heard it before.  The signs of apathy have been covered at length.  Players stop giving a hundred percent.  Losing doesn’t seem to bother members of a team that much.  The losses begin to get easier for the fan base to accept.  You begin to hear players say “we’ve just [...]

Guitar Shots to the Head: Quick Hitters

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Coming off of an open date after a loss to Wyoming I decided to cover more than one topic this week.  If it feels like a whack on the head, it should.  Take your Motrin and enjoy!
-       It is amazing how time flies as you get older.  It seems like just last [...]

Guitar Shots to the Head: Take Me to The Circus

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

As each day passes the masses become more anxious and hungry for information.  I would love to be the guy that sets the record straight.  Unfortunately, I don’t think I would know anymore about the situation if I was one of Mike Hamilton’s grandchildren.  He is as tight lipped as a mute with a lisp.
So, [...]

Guitar Shots to the Head: Mikey Will Eat It!

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Ask the average SEC fan who Jeremy Foley is. They could tell you in a heartbeat. Same goes for Mal Moore and Mitch Barnhart. Why? In the last five years each has been faced with adversity and mediocrity in their respective school’s signature programs. Unfortunately for the rest of the [...]

Guitar Shots to the Head: Rub Some Bama on it!

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

I know most of you are familiar with the medical abbreviations for the professionals that deliver medical care.  Surely you have heard of MDs, DOs, PAs, ARNPs, DMDs, PTs, DCs.  My great grandmother was a WD……a witch doctor.  She carried two things in her medical bag.  A bottle of mathylate (an old red, alcohol based [...]

Guitar Shots to the Head: No Conference for Old Men

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Florida lowered the boom on Saturday. Once and for all, college football fans got the answer to the question: “Where does this football team stand?” Speaking of answers, they were delivered in short order. The UT football team had few answers for the speedy attack of Florida’s special teams. UT was put away in the first ten minutes of the game. Phil Fulmer had his own answers, as he took responsibility for the loss. Volunteer fans offered their reply to the sloppy play by letting their feet do the talking, as if to say the time for talking is finished.

Guitar Shots to the Head: A Shameful Cheer Piece

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Given the tone of the board this week I can truly say, that for the first time there is little argument about the Florida game and what UT will have to do to win it. The Tennessee football team will have to play a perfect football game if they are to beat the favored reptiles at home this Saturday. That fact alone has led the nation into very unfamiliar territory.

Guitar Shots to the Head: Happy New Year

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Long before the days of picture in picture and hundred foot home movie screens New Years Day was always a hassle. If you were like my grandfather, and you didn’t want to miss a snap, it required a good deal of work.

Guitar Shots To The Head: Happy Volidays

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. I know that I did. Before Christmas break, one of my personal favorite posters on the Volnation commented on what a special board we have, and in the spirit of the holidays, if you would indulge me, I would like to take a little time to agree with Orange+White=Heaven.