It seems that losing to WYOMING of all teams should be the lowlight of almost any team in the country. In general, it was just terrible. Neither team had any offense and the defense wasn’t much better despite the low score, but it gets worse.

Several of my friends all decided to go to the game since tickets would be cheap and we assumed it would be an easy win. We happened to end up sitting right in the tiny crowd of Wyoming fans, the brown spot in our great stadium. For over an hour before the game, we continuously made fun of their program, their New Balance uniforms, and anything else you can think of.

However, that didn’t last long. Nick Stephens pretty much single handedly blew the game for us in the first half. The Wyoming fans started to give it right back to us throughout the game.

Honestly, is their anything more embarrassing than having Wyoming fans talk crap to you and have no way to reply?

Thank you and regards

Hasan Amdulaq

By supplying me with a free copy of NCAA Football 2010, you are striking what may be a deciding blow into the future well being of the Alabama football program. Intrigued? Allow me to explain.

In the most active most widely participated dynasty on the forum, Duckman’s dynasty, I have received the position of Alabama. I have contemplated not purchasing the game for a variety of (economic) reasons, which would only serve to benefit Alabama. By supplying me with a copy a “butterfly effect” type sequence of events may be set off that will swing the football fortunes back into Tennessee’s favor, turning the clock back fifteen years in the rivalry.

As anyone in the current NCAA football dynasty will tell you, I am abysmal. I suck. Hard, and frequently. By ensuring I participate in next year’s dynasty as Alabama, you are ensuring years of endless losses to Tennessee, as well as others. In fact, it’s likely under my control, in this virtual world Alabama would NEVER beat Tennessee. This bad mojo in the video game world of one dynasty would reach the collective consciousness of all internet travelers who stumbled across this board. In time, society itself will continue to question the true strength of the Alabama program by the utter ownage being unleashed in the dynasty and described in agonizing detail in this forum’s dynasty thread– which is a very, very active and well read thread. Yes, you sir could play a role in the utter doom of Alabama in this virtual league, with the ripples slowly hampering the real life counterpart through collective consciousness.

Also, I am a young but short, balding, unemployed permanent student afflicted with chronic halitosis, a disturbing case of scoliosis and a raging case the gum disease, GINGIVITIS.

Plus, I have a small johnson.

My most embarrassing story is when I was accidentally punched in the face by a celebrating fellow UT fan at the Georgia game in 2005 (ultimately a loss.) I had been suffering with some bathroom issues for the last few days. My “kids” desperately wanted to escape the late fall heat and be dropped off at the pool, if you know what I mean, but something was terribly wrong with the car door. They couldn’t quite squeeze through the window, as they were particularly fat kids. So when when this guy pops me in the face, my “kids” did a cannon ball right into, and almost through my trousers as fell to the bleachers. There was no escape from the horror, scorn, and some more horror of my Neyland neighbors as my large intestine unleashed unholy hell over me and on my neighbor’s noses and ears (perhaps their eyes too. But at least the kids were finally happy. So ya, I shat myself at the game. Big deal. I find it gets you through those long lines at the bathroom in no time, when you are shaking and rolling out the offending movements.